This doesn’t fit anywhere, but I hope it makes you laugh.(it does mention a car)
Here goes:
A cell phone rings at a country club locker room.
Man answers. A woman at the other end says,” Hello, Honey. I just saw a beautiful diamond bracelet at the jewelry store for only $3000.00. Would you mind if I bought it?”
Man replies, “No, Sweetheart, go ahead. Your worth it.”
Woman continues, “I also saw a Lexus for ONLY $62,000. My car is over 5years old! Can I trade it in for the Lexus?”
Man says, “Sure, Darling. I know your car IS SO old. You deserve it.”
The woman goes on, “Well, Dearest, I saw the MOST DARLING house on the market. It’s been ‘marked down’ from half a million to $450,000. May I make an offer?”
Man agrees, “That is a nice price. Go ahead and make an offer.”
Woman squeals, ” Oh, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I’ll see you when you get home!”
Man says, “I love you, too,” and hangs up.
Turning around he asks the other guys in the locker room,
” DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO’S PHONE THIS IS?!”