Will I live to see 80? (a little humor)

[Marc Lipsius]

Will I Live to see 80? (Here’s something to think about.)[Mel Croner]

          I
recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am
past Sixty Five). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t
resist asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’
          She asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’ 
          ‘Oh n…o,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’ 
          Then she asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”
          I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’ 
          ‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’             
   ‘No, I don’t,’ I said. 
          She asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’ 
          ‘No,’ I said… 
She looked at me and said, ‘Then, why do you even give a sh*t?’
mrlmd2013-08-13 12:09:04

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